The Paralysis Party: Rules

Here are the sacred rules of our utterly pointless celebration:

• Rule 1: You will not be able to move.
• Rule 2: You will not be able to speak.
• Rule 3: You will not be able to eat cake. (Unless it's a cake that's been sat on for 3 hours, then you can eat it)
• Rule 4: You will be forced to stare at the wall.
• Rule 5: You will not be able to play any games except "Stare-at-the-wall" and "Count-the-Dust-Particles".
• Rule 6: You will be awarded a prize if you can hold your breath for 10 minutes.