Welcome to the Paralysis Party, where the only thing we're moving is the cheese platter.
We're not sure, but it's not the end of the world... yet.
Perhaps we could order more from the vending machine, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to be the best decision we ever made.
What if We All Get the Runs?We've been so focused on eating Cheetos that we forgot what it's like to have actual results.
Perhaps we could use them to make a really big pile of Cheetos dust?
What if There Are Results 2?