Welcome, patient, to the Paralysis Party, where the only thing more abundant than excuses is the amount of time you'll spend on the couch.
You're here for Session 1: The Unraveling of Sanity. Don't worry, we won't judge you for not having a functioning social life. Our therapists are trained to deal with the aftermath of Netflix binge-fests.
Check out our medication list for the most effective treatments for your existential dread. View our list of activities designed to slowly ween you off the couch.