Are you tired of living life on the fast lane? Want to freeze everything in place and watch the world spin around you in slow motion?
Look no further! Our comprehensive guide to paralyzing anxiety will have you stuck in neutral in no time.
Basic Paralyzation Techniques
| Technique | Description |
|---|---|
| The Stare | Stare at the wall for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds. Repeat as needed. |
| The Freeze Dance | Tap your foot, then freeze. Repeat. Tap your foot, then freeze. Repeat. |
Intermediate Paralyzation Techniques
Once you've mastered the basics, move on to these advanced techniques.
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