Paralyzing Emptiness
Welcome, but not really. We're not really doing anything interesting here.
You've come to this page for a reason that's probably not worth mentioning.
prophets of the void
Our team of expert procrastinators have been working on this page for weeks, and we're just getting started.
Join us in our quest prophets, sages, and professional do-nothing-ists as we explore the depths of...
emptiness.