Paralyzing Paradoxes: Sacrificing Soul to Safety

You've entered the realm of existential dread.

Here, the air is thick with the weight of indecision. The floor creaks with the burden of what-ifs.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to Paralyzing Paradoxes can lead to:

• Existential crisis
• Mental paralysis
• Increased risk of spontaneous navel-gazing

Popular Paradoxes:

• Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
• Which is Bigger, the Universe or My Problems?
• Does a Ghost Exist if I Couldn't See It?

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