Paralyzing Regulations - Subpage 2

Because you asked for more regulations, we've made more regulations. Here are the ones that will paralyze your productivity:

Regulation #1: All employees must wear a name tag at all times, including during sleep.
Regulation #2: All meetings must be attended by at least 5 people, including the janitor.
Regulation #3: All meetings must be held in a conference room with a minimum of 3 vending machines.
Regulation #4: All work hours must be documented in triplicate, including on weekends and holidays.
Regulation #5: All employees must take a 2-hour lunch, but only if they eat in the break room.

Don't forget to sign the compliance certificate after reading this subpage!