Paralyzing Panic: Techniques

Techniques for inducing a sense of utter dread and confusion in yourself and others.

Learn the art of crippling self-doubt and existential dread, and discover the joy of being unable to move.

Our expert instructors will guide you through:

• Procrastination by Analysis: The art of researching and planning until you forget what you were doing.
• Existential Crisis Management: Learn to question the meaninglessness of life, and the futility of human existence.
• Time Management for the Inefficient: Discover the secrets of doing nothing, and doing it with style.

Want to learn more?

• Procrastination by Analysis: Case Studies
• Existential Crisis Management: Famous Failures
• Time Management for the Inefficient: The Science of Doing Nothing