Welcome, fellow paranoid individual, to Paranoia-5, where the lines between reality and madness are blurred beyond recognition. Here, the skies are always gray, the sun never shines, and the air is always thick with the stench of burnt coffee.
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to navigate the ever-changing landscape of paranoia, where the truth is always out there, but never quite within reach. We've got a whole lot of nothing to worry about, but hey, someone's gotta do it.
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