Stockpiling is not for the faint of heart, but for those who truly desire to survive the impending doom that is certain in our post-apocalyptic future.
Cannellini beans are the best, followed closely by pinto. Don't @ me.
Buy in bulk, hoard in secret, and never look a gift horse in the mouth.
Continue to Chapter 2: Advanced Bean Survival Strategies Learn about the dangers of Bean Countermeasures