Paranoia Protocol: Mandelics

Warning: This page is for highly trained, highly paranoid, highly caffeinated individuals.

Or, you know, people with a strong stomach.

The Mandelics Guide

Step 1: Install paranoia-inducing software.

Step 2: Wait 4-6 weeks for symptoms to manifest.

Step 3: Frantically check browser tabs for signs of government surveillance.

Step 4: Call your mother.

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