The Mandelics Guide
Step 1: Install paranoia-inducing software.
Step 2: Wait 4-6 weeks for symptoms to manifest.
Step 3: Frantically check browser tabs for signs of government surveillance.
Step 4: Call your mother.
Warning: This page is for highly trained, highly paranoid, highly caffeinated individuals.
Or, you know, people with a strong stomach.
Step 1: Install paranoia-inducing software.
Step 2: Wait 4-6 weeks for symptoms to manifest.
Step 3: Frantically check browser tabs for signs of government surveillance.
Step 4: Call your mother.