Tinfoil Hoods and Secret Handshakes

Welcome to the most ridiculous, utterly fabricated, and completely-not-at-all-true conspiracy theories about tinfoil hoods and their sinister handshakes.

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What Happens When You Wear Tinfoil Hoods to Work

Tinfoil hoods are not just a fashion statement, but a symbol of power, control, and utter madness.

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And remember, the handshakes are always watching.

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