It's a question that's been plaguing me for years: what if, in the face of certain doom, I don't have enough sweatpants?
As the apocalypse descends upon us, the world as we know it will be no more. But have you stopped to consider the most pressing concern: our sweatpants? Will we be able to lounge about our post-apocalyptic wasteland in style?
The world's greatest minds have been working on this problem for years. The Solutions Committee has been working tirelessly to find a solution, but progress has been...sluggish.
1. Stock up now and be prepared!
2. Reform the current sweatpants distribution system to prioritize those who are most likely to need them.
Visit our Sweatpants Survival Guide for more information on how to navigate this uncertain future with style and comfort.