You Have Entered the Paranoia Zone

Warning: Your sanity is at risk of being stripped away. Proceed with caution.

Paranoid News Network

Breaking news from the world of paranoia:

Government Agents are watching you.
Aliens are lurking in the shadows.
The toaster has been hacked.

Learn more about the Government Agents.

Read about the Alien Invasion.

Discover the Toaster Conspiracy.

Paranoid Self-Care Tips

Stay safe in the Paranoia Zone:

Check under your bed for hidden microphones.
Use tin foil for your hat.
Install a panic room in your home.