Sirens of Desperation

Warning: the sirens of desperation are coming for you. They're a bunch of noisy, obnoxious, and overly dramatic individuals who can't seem to get their acts together. Don't be fooled by their bright colors and catchy tunes - they're just trying to distract you from the fact that they're completely clueless.

Recognize the signs:

• Excessive use of emojis and GIFs
• Unending rants about "the system"
• Delusional claims about being "enlightened" or "woke"
• Unrelenting need for attention
• Uncontrollable outbursts of rage when their favorite TV shows or movies are discussed
• Absurdly complex conspiracy theories