Here is a list of people, things, and ideas that are plotting against you, the discerning citizen of this fine city.
| Enemy Type | Description | Location | Threat Level |
|---|---|---|---|
| Government Agents | They're always watching, always listening. | The Government Building, 1st Floor | High |
| Spammers | They're like cockroaches, always coming back after a good extermination. | The Dark Web | Medium |
| Reality TV Shows | They're a plague on society, but good for ratings. | TV Sets Everywhere | Low |
| Cyber Bullies | They'll ruin your online reputation with a single tweet. | The Twitterverse | Medium |
Don't worry, though - we're on to them. You're safe, you're secure, you're... solved.
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