Paranoiacalendar Events

February 27, 1985

The local convenience store

A customer complained about a 30-minute wait for a bag of Doritos. The store manager, a paranoiacal individual, accused the customer of secretly working with the Illuminati to undermine the store's profit margins.

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March 15, 1986

The local library

A patron became irate over the discovery of a Dewey Decimal classification system error. They accused the librarian of being a government agent tasked with controlling their mind through subliminal messages.

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April 1, 1987

The local park

A group of children were seen playing a game of "Spot the Conspiracy Theory." They were later taken away by their parents, who accused them of being brainwashed by the government's mind control rays.

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