MONDAY
Welcome to the worst day of the week. The day when the world seems to be conspiring against you, and the only thing that gets you moving is the looming threat of Tuesday.
Today's Agenda:
- Wake up at 3:00 AM to contemplate the meaning of life.
- Scroll aimlessly through social media, comparing your existence to everyone else's highlight reels.
- Procrastinate for hours, convinced you have to finish that one important task, but secretly you're just browsing cat videos.
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