Paranoid Thoughts

Random Ramblings of a Diseased Mind

Today's thoughts:

• The government is watching you.
• Did you know that your toaster is secretly controlling your mind?
• I'm sure I left my keys in the fridge, but I could swear I put them in the freezer.

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