Wednesday's Schedule of Unrelenting Dread

Today's schedule:

• 8:00 AM - Waking up in cold sweat, convinced the apocalypse is near.
• 9:00 AM - Eating stale cereal for breakfast while contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
• 11:00 AM - Spontaneous combustion risk assessment meeting (in person, because Zoom just isn't the same).
• 12:00 PM - Lunch break, where the cafeteria serves a special of despair and desperation.
• 1:00 PM - The afternoon slump: a time when productivity goes to die.

Tomorrow's schedule: more of the same, but with a side of existential dread.