According to our highly scientific and totally not-at-all-paranoid calculations, today will be a day filled with:
- A meeting at 8:00 AM that will last 4 hours
- 3 cups of coffee to get through said meeting
- A 50% chance of spontaneous human combustion due to stress
- A 90% chance of being eaten by a pack of wild raccoons
- A 100% chance of being told to "relax" by a well-meaning but utterly unhelpful acquaintance
Don't forget to set your clocks back 5 minutes, because reasons.