Welcome, Subparanoids. Here, even the most mundane tasks are elevated to an art form.
Our Subparanoids are experts at finding meaning in the meaningless.
Visit our Subparanoid Manifesto for more information.
Or, if you're feeling particularly unremarkable today, try our Unremarkable Quests and see if it helps.
Disclaimer: We're not really sure if this is helpful or not. Probably not.