Welcome, welcome, WELCOME! Are you prepared for the most intense caffeine experience of your life?
Our coffee is roasted to perfection by the most paranoid baristas in the land. They're on edge, just for you.
Don't worry, we won't make you wait in line. We'll just make you wait in line, but it'll be worth it, we swear.
Explore our menu:
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Don't forget to ask about our secret menu items. If you can find the barista who knows about them.
Or, if you can't find a barista, just pretend you're in a bad 90s sitcom and yell at the cash register until someone comes over.