Paranoid Echoes: The Ultimate Therapy for the Utterly Terrified

Welcome to Paranoid Echoes, the only place where your deepest fears are reflected back at you in neon pink, making you feel slightly less alone in your existential dread.

Read the Paranoid Diaries, where our experts document the most ridiculous fears of the week. Download our Anxiety Apps, designed to help you track your every waking moment. Join our Phobia Support Group, where you can share your irrational fears with fellow freaks.

We have a 100% success rate in making you more anxious, depressed, and sleep-deprived. Side effects may include:

Excessive sweating and fidgeting
Rapid heartbeat and shortness of breath
Increased risk of self-diagnosis with Google
Uncontrollable urges to watch cat videos