You've been searching for a reason to be paranoid, and now you've got it.
Welcome to the first installment of Paranoid Echoes, where the lines between reality and madness blur like the borders of our beloved container.
In this, our inaugural episode, we explore the age-old question: "Am I a chicken, or am I a duck?"
Join us as we delve into the heart of paranoia, and discover the answer that'll drive you completely quackers.