Paranoid Identities

Welcome to Paranoid Identities, where your deepest fears are our business.

We specialize in crafting bespoke identities for the anxiety-ridden and the self-doubting.

Our expert team of psychologists, sociologists, and graphic designers will work with you to create a personalized identity that reflects your deepest neuroses and anxieties.

• Secret Identities for the covertly paranoid
• Sociopath Identities for the sociopathic
• Paranoid Selves for the self-obsessed

Our Services

We offer:

• Identity rebranding: We'll give you a fresh new identity, complete with a custom logo, business cards, and a new email address.
• Psychological evaluation: Our team of expert psychologists will analyze your fears and phobias to create a tailored identity that caters to your every need.
• Identity crisis management: We'll guide you through the process of creating a new identity, step-by-step, with minimal emotional trauma.

Case Studies

Meet our satisfied clients:

• John D. Doe, former CEO of Paranoid Industries
• Jane S. Smith, notorious sociopath and art collector
• Bob S. Jenkins, covertly paranoid spy