THE PARANOID PARENTING GUIDE

Table of Contents

• What am I worried about today?
• When should I call 911? (Seriously, what's the minimum threshold?)
• Should I fence in the playground? (For the love of all that is good, yes, you should.)

Are you a parent who's constantly on edge? Do you worry about everything? Congratulations! You're a Paranoid Parent! This guide is for you.

Here's a brief rundown of the topics we'll be covering:

• When should I put a bug zapper in the bedroom? (For the love of all things creepy-crawlies)
• Should I check under my child's bed for spiders? (It's not just for the kids, folks!)
• Should I put a lock on my socks drawer? (For the love of all things missing)