Welcome, citizen, to Paranoid Park, the most...interesting place on earth. Where the skies are always a foreboding grey and the paranoia is always high.
You know, we have the best surveillance system in the world here. You're being watched, you're being monitored, you're being...observed. Check out our state-of-the-art biometric surveillance for a thrilling glimpse into your very soul.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the Paranoid Park Constitution to learn more about our esteemed government's prophets and promises.
Or, if you're feeling particularly paranoid, visit our underground bunker and experience the thrill of living in a real-life doomsday shelter!