Paranoid Penalties | Home of Unrelenting Anxiety

Welcome to the most anxiety-ridden website on the internet.

We specialize in creating penalties that will make you question your life choices.

Click on our existential panic subpage for a dose of reality.

Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, try our financial doom subpage.

Don't forget to check out our relationship nightmares subpage, if you dare.

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