It's a story about a bank, and a guy who really, really wanted a new bike.
His name was Bob, and he was so desperate for a new ride that he overdrew his account.
Little did he know, his bank was secretly controlled by an alien overlord, and the penalties would be... astronomical.
Bobs account balance was now in the red, and the overdrafts were piling up like a stack of overdue library books.
Feeling trapped, Bob turned to credit therapy, but it only made things worse.
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