Constant Lying Birthday Woes

Happy Non-Actual Birthday to you! On this special day, we celebrate the art of fibbing, fabricating, and flat-out lying. Because, let's be real, who needs actual truth when you can have embellished résumés and white lies?

Our expert staff of professional liars have curated a selection of the most creative, the most outlandish, and the most over-the-top outrages birthday "gifts" for you. Browse our catalog of: