Constant Lying: The Art of Relationship Nightmares

Relationships are all about trust, right? Well, not according to Why Do I Have to Ask So Many Questions? Apparently, honesty is overrated, especially when your partner's socks. But little did I know, my partner was secretly training for a career in Lying.

The Lying Begins

At first, it was small things. Like, what does that smell like? But soon, I was accused of being paranoid.

Paranoid Penalties

Our relationship became a surreal nightmare of accusations and justifications. Why did you buy so many socks? was the question that got away, until it was replaced with .