Justification for Neglect

Here, you will find an endless list of reasons why I'm ignoring you. Don't worry, it's not you, it's just my schedule that's the real issue.

• I'm busy avoiding the issues that come with actually being present in this relationship.
• I'm allergic to your love, it causes an intense rash.
• My stats say I'm better off without you.

Don't worry, I'll get back to ignoring you when I'm done here. Next time it's your turn.