"I once thought I'd lost my cat, but it was just hiding under the couch. Now I'm not so sure about anything." - John D.
"I tried to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching paint dry, but it was just too stressful." - Karen P.
"After 5 days without sleep, I finally realized I wasn't being chased by ninjas. It was just my neighbor playing the trombone." - Dave M.
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