Paranoid Perks
Because who needs a social life when you can have:
- Unlimited cat videos
- Free therapy sessions with a therapist who only talks about the apocalypse
- A 24/7 supply of emergency preparedness supplies (because you never know when the zombies will come)
And for a limited time only, get:
- 10% off all duct tape
- Free delivery of survivalist literature
- A personalized "I'm not a doomsday prepper, I just really like duct tape" t-shirt
Visit our sister site at Doomsday Delights for more information on how to live off the grid and still have a good time.