Paranoid Perks

Because who needs a social life when you can have:

• Unlimited cat videos
• Free therapy sessions with a therapist who only talks about the apocalypse
• A 24/7 supply of emergency preparedness supplies (because you never know when the zombies will come)

And for a limited time only, get:

• 10% off all duct tape
• Free delivery of survivalist literature
• A personalized "I'm not a doomsday prepper, I just really like duct tape" t-shirt

Visit our sister site at Doomsday Delights for more information on how to live off the grid and still have a good time.