The Pit of Despair

Welcome, loser, to the pit where all your worst fears come to life! You're stuck in here with the echoes of your own anxieties.

Try not to think about the impending doom that is your student loans, the crushing ennui of modern life, or the certainty of your own mortality. Just... just try to focus on the present moment.

But don't get too comfortable, because you're not getting out anytime soon. You'll be stuck here, reliving your worst memories, until you've learned to love yourself. Or, at the very least, until you've learned to tolerate your own mediocrity.

Subpages:

Identity Crisis | Quarter-Life Crisis | Avoiding Adulthood prophets