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Welcome to Paranoid Products, where every item is a reflection of your deepest, darkest fears.

The "I'm Watching You" Smart Speaker

This speaker will play an endless loop of elevator music, just like the elevator in your building, but with an ear for surveillance.

The Thermalscope

ThermalScope

ThermalScope, the camera that sees all, sees all, but not too well.

ThermalScope Binary Bug

Binary Bug

This Binary Bug will buzz you into a frenzy of binary code.

Binary Bug Paranoid Ping Pong Table

Ping Pong Table

The Ping Pong Table: where you can play the game of ping, but never truly be sure what's real.

Ping Pong Table

Paranoid Pong Pals

Paranoid Pong Pals, the balls that will keep you guessing, and possibly drive you crazy.

Paranoid Pong Pals