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Alien Invasions Imminent, Prepare for the Worst (Read More)
The Government is Monitoring Your Thoughts (a Technical Analysis by our resident expert)
The Matrix is Real, We're Just Living in a Simulated Reality (Debunking the Debunkers)

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