Paranoid Romantic

Where love and dread entwine like vines on a crumbling castle wall, and the only thing more terrifying than your partner is the prospect of being alone.

Love is a Disease Love is a Chemical Paranoid Romance 101

Our therapists are on speed dial, just in case.

Our Relationship is a Southern Fried Chicken Batteries

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Our Relationship is a Mystery

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