PANIC MODE ENGAGED!

Paranoid Schematics 101

Welcome to the world of catastrophic planning, where every decision is a ticking time bomb. Here's a primer on the art of making things worse.

• Step 1: The Art of Obsessing
• Step 2: Overthinking the Obvious
• Step 3: Catastrophizing the Inevitable

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic:

• Advanced Catastrophizing