Welcome to the Paranoid Soup Kitchen, where we serve up a bowl of deliciously absurd soup
We've got recipes for the most unlikely soups you never knew you needed, from Elephant Salad Soup to Broccoli Fart Soup.
But that's not all we do. We've also got stories about our founder, Paranoid Pete, the man who brought you all the anxiety and existential dread in a bowl.