Survival Guides for the Apocalypse
Chapter 1: Basic Human Survival
Chapter 2: Advanced Human Survival (optional)
Chapter 3: Human Survival for the Truly Clumsy
Welcome, survivors! Congratulations on making it through the initial blast of radiation that's currently killing everyone else. You're doing great!
Here's a quick guide on how not to die:
- Stay hydrated. You'll need to drink 2-3 gallons of water per day to replace lost body fluids. Don't bother trying to collect rainwater; it's probably radioactive.
- Don't eat anything that tastes like plastic. Trust us on this one.
- Find shelter. It doesn't have to be fancy, but it should have a good view. Bonus points if you can find a place with a decent Wi-Fi signal.
Now, go forth and survive!
Advanced Survival Techniques
Understanding the difference between sunburn and radiation poisoning