Survival Guides for the Apocalypse

Chapter 1: Basic Human Survival

Chapter 2: Advanced Human Survival (optional)

Chapter 3: Human Survival for the Truly Clumsy

Welcome, survivors! Congratulations on making it through the initial blast of radiation that's currently killing everyone else. You're doing great!
Here's a quick guide on how not to die:

• Stay hydrated. You'll need to drink 2-3 gallons of water per day to replace lost body fluids. Don't bother trying to collect rainwater; it's probably radioactive.
• Don't eat anything that tastes like plastic. Trust us on this one.
• Find shelter. It doesn't have to be fancy, but it should have a good view. Bonus points if you can find a place with a decent Wi-Fi signal.

Now, go forth and survive!

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