Underground Shelter
This is the ultimate refuge from the impending doom that is society.
We have:
- Food: stale crackers, canned beans, and a few dusty cans of soup.
- Water: collected from the nearest storm drain, filtered through a sieve made from an old colander.
- Entertainment: a VHS player and a collection of VHS tapes featuring the greatest hits of 80s pop culture.
- Safety: a reinforced steel door and a sign that says "Beware of the Crazy Person Who Lives Next Door" in bold letters.
Or, if you're feeling really anxious, visit our Panic Room for some real-time updates on the apocalypse.
Or, if you're feeling really anxious, visit our Panic Room for some real-time updates on the apocalypse.
Secret Squirrel Society