Welcome, fellow paranoid subscribers! In this exclusive session, we'll be delving into the intricacies of sniffing your way through the vast expanse of your underwear drawer.
You'll learn how to detect even the faintest hints of mildew, how to differentiate between last week's socks and this week's, and how to avoid getting caught by your roommate while you're mid-sniff.
We'll have a special guest speaker, Professor Pungent, who'll regale us with tales of his own underwear-sniffing adventures.
Don't forget to bring your A-game (and your sense of smell)!
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