The Lost and Found: Because You Can't Find Anything Else

Here be the lost and found, where lost dreams and misplaced items go to rot.

• Missing Socks: 42
• Missing Car Keys: 13
• Missing Sanity: Priceless
• Submit your lost item and maybe, just maybe, we'll find it in a year or two
• Panic Room for the Chronically Lost

Side Effects of Lost and Found:

• Excessive anxiety
• Irreversible damage to relationships
• Regret