Chemtrails and the Government is Trying to Turn You into a Toad

A Comprehensive Guide to the Government's Sinister Plan

Are you one of the select few who have noticed that the clouds seem to be spraying some sort of chemical substance? Are you starting to feel a little...green?

Welcome to the world of chemtrails, where the government is secretly turning us all into Toads. It's a conspiracy, folks.

But don't just take our word for it! Read on to learn more about the government's nefarious plot.