Paranoid Theory: The Only Theory That Matters

Subtitle: "They're out to get you"

The world is a complex web of conspiracies, and you are at the center of it all. That's right, it's all about you.

Explore other theories that will blow your mind.

Check your surroundings for signs of impending doom.

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The Illuminati

The Illuminati: the ultimate puppet masters of world events. They're always watching, always waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

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The Lizard Overlords

They're real, we swear. Reptilian overlords from planet Zorgon, ruling Earth with an iron claw.

Learn more about the Zorgon Empire.

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The Cheese

The cheese: the ultimate tool of mind control. They're watching you, waiting for the perfect moment to nudge your shopping list.

Uncover the secrets of the cheese.

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