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Paranoid Theory 101

The Art of Suspecting Everything

Warning: This page may cause excessive anxiety, panic, and/or existential dread.

Paranoid Theory 101 is a comprehensive guide to the art of suspecting everyone and everything. Whether it's your neighbor, your spouse, or your favorite snack food, we've got you covered.

Lesson Plan:

  1. Lesson 1: Suspecting your neighbor's cat is plotting against you
  2. Lesson 2: Identifying and interrogating your spouse's secret life
  3. Lesson 3: Convinced that your favorite snack food is trying to poison you

Continue to Paranoid Theory 102 for advanced techniques in suspecting your coworkers' lunches.

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