Here are some common thought patterns that will keep you up at night.
- The world is out to get me.
- I'm being watched by the government.
- My neighbors are secretly aliens.
- The fridge is a portal to another dimension.
- I'm allergic to mornings.
For more on the intricacies of paranoia, visit our conspiracy theories page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, check out our anxiety memes.