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They're Watching You, Aren't They?

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Signs They're Controlling You

1. Your phone autocorrects to "Meet me at the coffee shop" whenever you type "Meet me at the park."

2. Your favorite social media platform has started suggesting you eat more kale.

3. Your car's GPS is now giving you directions to a mysterious location in the middle of nowhere.

4. Your favorite food delivery service has started recommending you order more "artisanal" products.

How to Escape

1. Delete all your social media apps. Repeat.

2. Sell your car. Or just pretend to.

3. Eat actual food. Not the "artisinally-sourced" stuff.

4. Start wearing a tin foil hat.